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EMPTY SPEECH BUBBLE - PROJECT ARCHIVE

All projects are prototypes and works in progress.

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Backyard Birds Demo Enterprise avian simulation featuring REAL-TIME BIRD AI. In practice, a window with birds outside it. Design Essence Game design principles from well-known designers, laid out side by side so you can borrow what fits. Comedy Club 4000 Mobile humor delivery platform with patented comedic timing algorithms. 2,400+ jokes. FMK Game Decision facilitation framework for food preference analysis. Choose wisely. Or don't. It's food. Ambistar Weather A weather forecast drawn as a scene, with ambient sound to match. Check it before you go out. Blue Prince Helper Blue Prince logic puzzles and dart board helper. Backyard Birds RPG Experimental RPG spin-off. Build a flock where each bird has its own abilities, and find the ones that work together. RPG TV The RPG that plays itself. Zero input. Zero audio. 15 hero classes, procedural dungeons, mounts, bird familiars, and a jester. RPG TV 2 The sequel. The party still plays itself, now across twelve channels: a cinema, a game show, a talk show, the weather, the arena and a dungeon cam. Watch it full screen, on the set, or in the room. Backyard Block A city-builder for one neighborhood. Build the block one lot at a time and watch it fill in. Inflight Ambient audio system optimized for productivity. Like being on a plane, minus the knee pain. SB MOD Modular synth inspired by Rebirth & Reaktor. Patch cables, 303s, drum machines & generative music. Perseveration Perch A quiet tool for persistent thoughts. Write down what's stuck and a bird carries it away. There are check-ins and body scans too. Dice Derby A roll-and-write horse race for 2 to 6. Two dice a turn, one rule, six horses. Duel an AI or work The Book, where nobody owns the horses. Print it or play it. Bonsai Kit Composition studio for bonsai, terrariums and water features. Arrange pot, tree, stone and moss, then export the arrangement. The Administrative Building All grievances received. None resolved. File complaints, visit the Lost & Found, request appointments, send correspondence.

GameBoy-Style Apps

GB Story Window Short stories on a 1-bit screen, told one pixel at a time. GB Cheeks! A 1-bit virtual pet. Based on a real cat who does not pay rent. GB Birdbox SFX A sound effect maker with Game Boy-style sound. Beeps and boops guaranteed. Birdbox SFX Advanced The same sound effect maker with more parameters. More knobs than anyone asked for.

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Backyard Birds (Full) Bird-watching simulation with 25+ species. They nest, and the yard goes through day, night and the seasons. Dial Tone Ringtone tycoon, 2007-2009. License tracks and haggle with the carriers. Marble Works Marble-run builder. Place ramps and funnels, drop a marble, see where it goes.

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Empty Speech Bubble The main music project. Genres: yes. All of them. Color War A three-person band, made to make you feel things and/or move your body. Beat Wknd Beat-driven side project. Fridays only (spiritually). Chick Chick Waff Waff A single. That is its name. You're welcome. FMPM A track. What the title stands for is classified. DJ Mixes Archive Mixes made during 2020's "unprecedented times." Positive emotional outcomes.

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Fork Marry Kill A podcast where we made people choose between foods. Friendships were tested. OOPS! ALL ADS Formerly "One Two Review." We reviewed movies. The name changed. The confusion remained. Brandy FM (Spotify Premium) Your evening sanctuary. Love dedications, life advice, and Supercuts romance. Brandy believes every word. Movie Tracker Companion app and player for the One Two Review podcast. 3 best friends review popular movies.

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@PartyProvider Development screenshots and the occasional bird from the backyard.

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